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4/14/17

Fox News achieves massive patriotic wargasm, leaves Brian Williams feeling spent and inadequate

If a flight of tomahawk missiles on their way into Syria are already beautiful, how can you possibly find the right adjectives to express the heart-stopping loveliness of the biggest non-nuclear bomb in US history blasting a mile-wide stretch of Afghanistan and … stopping a lot of hearts? Can even the poetry of Brian Williams express the trouser-tenting wonderfulness of an explosion at that scale?

No. For this, you have to go to the experts.

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Yes. This is certainly what America is all about. Blowing the holy crap out of the world at $16 million a shot. And the real joyful, Americaness of the moment can’t be appreciated without the, who else, Toby Keith musical accompaniment provided by Fox. 



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